Old Baby Gus

Old Baby Gus is the world's oldest baby and the owner of the Tavern of Many Names, one of the most successful business in Fantasyville. He is the only character who is able to hear the voice of the dungeon master Caldwell Tanner.

Biography
In 302 he worked mining dousing ore with an enchanted pick. During this time he met a beautiful orc woman who threw him up in the air.

Physical Description
Gus has the combined physical characteristics of an old man and a newborn baby. He has the body proportions of a baby, but also the thick eyebrows and face wrinkles of an old person

Personality
He considers himself to be both too young and too old for the charms of the Ladies Book Club. His lack of memory retention can make conversation difficult.

Relationships
Former owner of Boxy.

Episode Appearances

 * The Tavern of Many Names
 * Leveling Up: Part 1
 * Leveling Up Part 2: Face Drawff

Trivia

 * Was part of the super soldier program on the Great Baby War. He once killed a man during the Great Baby War who turned out to be several babies stacked on top of each of other.
 * His Diaper functions as a bag of holding.
 * Can only be portrayed by a comedic actor of unparalleled skill
 * Waters down the whisky at his tavern
 * Has both colic and emphysema
 * Has partial face blindness
 * Has seen a dog once

Quotes

 * "I'd like to apologize. The vomit and urine on the floor is my own."
 * "What dark magic are these peeks of boo..."
 * "You ever wonder if you're just a non-player character in someone else's narrative? I think about that all the time... The darkest hours of naptime... I hear the voice sometimes, you know? I hear it across the divide... I wonder one day if it's gonna come for me, let me know that I critically failed... But until that day it's just the warm milk, my customers and really doing a bad job cleaning the floor."